I saw a beautiful girl at the pool today being treated like nothing by her douchebag boyfriend, and it made me sad as well as angry. Sad because the guy was wearing short shorts with a bro tank, a rosary, and socks with sandals. Angry because I just didn’t understand anything in that situation. I had recently watched all 8 Harry Potter movies and came to a conclusion that in no way was influenced by them. He must have given her chocolates similar to the ones Ron ate.
die tonight when I’m trying to go to sleep. This sunburn is brutal.
Someone come watch Harry Potter with me.
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